#MY PASTY GUY
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the quirked up white boy Of Vere
#laurent of vere#captive prince#kings rising#prince's gambit#MY PASTY GUY#i know he's supposed to be enchanting or whatever but i need him a bit fucked up you know what i mean#if he is anything like how damen describes him then my dude resembles a victorian child huffing asbestos#“his skin almost indistinguishable from the pristine white shirt he wore”#ok? ok?? MY MAN TAKES BATHS IN THE STYX??#I just find it soooo funny that this is Damen's ideal man.#this frog ass looking aint shit white boy with the brain processing power of an intel i9 card#i bet his hands are always clammy but noone would know because this dude wont let anyone touch him lol#caprisun
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drew these for heart pirates day and uhhhh ep1115
#one piece#trafalgar law#fanart#my art#bepo one piece#heart pirates#sachi one piece#penguin one piece#canon doesnt exist if we try hard enough#if *I* try hard enough#also i like to think my guy just had a period where after he recovered he took the time to just. bask under the sun. suntanning.#cus my guy went from pasty pale as hell to enough melanin to put me to shame#/j i never had a chance to tan much to begin with lmao but you get my point#also also id like to think he uses bepo as like. a beach mat or smth. idk waht you call those. the things people lie on to suntan idk#like he already uses bepo as a pillow wahts stopping him to lie on top of him to sunbathe#also also also if youd like to know uhhh that beach day drawing?? inspired by when bepo swam away w law on top of him idk that was in my#mind for WEEKS when i read the manga#that and i just want them to goof off#also uhh ep 1115 a day AFTER heart pirates day was just cruel like damn#bepo's desperation got to me#also polar tang :((( man :((((( where are they getting another old man to build them another submarine :((
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more chara design
#marcia#digital art#character art#character design#discworld#fred colon#sergeant colon#discworld fanart#i like to think he had his chainmail for so long it crumbled away over time and now that is all that is left#pasty ass#the type of a guy to have a hanky ready because he sweats so much#i also like to imagine that the helmet constantly slips down over his eyes because its not all that well fitted but he never got it replace#i am never drawing nobby because nothing i can conjure will match the beast that exists in the confines of my head#mr insult to humanity with a canonical small dick
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Ulder: Wyll, I don't care that you're bi, son, but Astarion? Really?
#bg3#wyllstarion#ulder ravengard#bg3 wyll#astarion#ngl this was inspired from this one episode of the resident iirc#the guy's friends were like bro we don't care that you're gay#but this guy? really?!#bluerose shitposts#ulder: my son is surrounded by all these beautiful people in camp#but he went for that pasty old hag?!#tragic. TRAGIC!
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F/O BRACELET COMMISSIONS!!


L : inspired by dr. iceberg (scp foundation) // R : inspired by 10th doctor (doctor who)
if you've ever wanted to have a small, subtle reminder of your beloved with you throughout the day, consider getting a custom bracelet made! that, or i can even set the package up to feel like the bracelet is a gift from your f/o! theyre a nice little pick-me-up to have during everyday life <3 :3
all the information you need to know can be found here, on my kofi!
im unfortunately only shipping to the continental us as of right now due to crazy shipping prices and the uncertainty surrounding exports atm :(
proshippers dni
#im not the BEST entrepreneur but i hope you guys still like them!!!! hopefully ill have more examples soon#my art#commissions#art commissions#f/o#f/o comfort#f/o community#oc x canon#self insert#self ship#self ship art#self ship comfort#self ship community#self shipping#self shipping community#selfship#selfship community#selfshipping#selfshipping community#i just clicked so many tags#also my arm is so pasty
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Anyway. Any last words you wanna say to me before I drink bleach

I SHOULD HAVE NEVER GOT TEMPTED BY ANOTHER MAN BEFORE JACK'S BIRTHDAY 😭😭😭 NEVER AGAIN NEVER AGAINNN
NOT THE GAMER!!! GO AWAY I DONJT WANT YOU HERE
#jack im sososos sorry for my moment of weakness it cost me everythkng I'm never looking at another man ever again#goaway idia im not brcoming your gamer girl im over this phase#imgonna kill this cat snd this pasty gamer.#second fave getting cockblocked by other second fave wasn't what i expected#im so frustrated im legit crying 😭#jack not being in the event + didnt even get leona ssr made me lose all the will to continue with this event tbh#sighs. will draw the new guy maybe. or not. idc im numb#gacha#leona kingscholar
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Euripides' Helen is actually hilarious
#my art stuff#helen of sparta#menelaus#euripides#guys I love them so much#i'm a helen didn't want anything to do with paris believer#theyre both so pasty lmao#ginger4kalliparēios check#the iliad#the odyssey
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"my friends over at the mukhabarat will get your parents, they want a picture of you ... they'll rip out their nails one by one"
i was gonna say something but actually i'd rather not risk it i'll leave it up to your imagination
#that poor guy...#idk if he's actually egyptian or not but given that there are a lot of egyptians in ny and that pasty fucking demon brought it up#i'm assuming yes. incredible coming from someone who worked in foreign affairs in the obama administration#the dissonance is so wild “my friends at...” then in the same breath “this is a free country this isn't egypt”#how do you acknowledge your involvement in royally fucking over a country a continent and an ocean away then act like#we're inherently backwards
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Skyward Sword Beach Episode!!!
Silly version under the cut :3
[My Art]
#i went swimming a few weeks ago and had this grand idea but ive only just now gotten around to it#links outfit is based off mine (i have a sports bra that coincidentally matches my trunks)#transmasc link#i also hate sandals so he gets put in water shoes#bc hes my guy fr#and when i thought about link i immediately thought this is the style of suit zelda would wear#she looks so cute in this#ghirahims tan lines are bc i thought it would be really funny (it is)#slaps link- this guy can fit so much of me and hcs into him#ghirahim#skyward sword#link skyward sword#zelda skyward sword#the legend of zelda#loz#loz fanart#cpys art#also Ghirahim is wearing nipple pasties btw
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Being obsessed with characters while being aroace and experiencing no form of attraction towards them is almost more pathetic because like. Yes. I will freak out if one note of that character’s song is played. Yes, my sketchbook IS filled with doodle pages just full of one single character. Yes I do want to cry every single time I see a drawing of them. No I don’t want to date them. Ew. Back to staring at a single picture of them for an hour
#aromantic#asexual#I wish I were able to care about things a normal amount#yeahb#dargonisramblingagain#it’s pathetic don’t look at my sketchbook please it’s just all them.#leave me alone pasty lizard man and pathetic pangender fuzzy yellow guy
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sorry i didn't know you were team jacob

That's better
#(i dont know anything abt twilight) but if it were me and i had to choose between a pasty white vampire man and a guy that can change into a#massive wolf id honestly choose the wolf guy. fr. imagine the hugs#dont try to fight me on this ive said my peace (silly)#aweisz#felix !!#birthday !
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REFERENCE OF MY BURGERTRONSONA (is that what you'd call him??? idk) + a picture of him and the canon design side by side... love these animals . the churger
#botbots tag 🏪#kin tag: burgertron 🍔🤖#tf botbots#transformers botbots#botbots#transformers#maccadam#kinsona#ronnie is so insanely special 2 me in a way i cannot describe <3#also the amount of people saying he's better than canon bt design wise is INSANE. BOY HE IS JUST A LITTLE GUY#I DIDNT EVEN DO ANYTHING. *HOW*#i refuse 2 complain about it mind you but like. ARGRHUAYGUH??#also in that vein: canon bt is so pasty it gave me whiplash drawing him#WHO'S white twink is this <3#and yk#i could make a whole post about one of my gripes for the botbots' designs being a lack of diverse skin colours but that is for another time
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Oh no…tumblr knows I’ve been crushing on a certain vampire twink from a certain video game, whose voice actor may or may not have guest starred on a certain not bdsm podcast…
#anne talks#if that hot pasty pixelated guy shows up on my tumblr dash its over for both me and yall
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ITS MORE THAN WHAT YOU BARGAINED FOR BUT ITS A LITTLE LESS THAN WHAT YOU PAID FOR
#art#i don’t think i have a traditional art tag#like one for painting#but uh#mixed media#my art teacher thought this was a self portrait. i am a pasty white guy#thats not relevant to the painting i just think it’s funny how little she can analyze even the base level components of an artwork
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drugstore makeup run ends in tragedy: lip gloss looks really cool but tastes bad. like if they made cyborg vegetables
#this is the second time this has happened and i have exactly 2 things of lip gloss#when is it my turn to be happy#also ppl are uh a bit friendlier when im prettygirlmoding instead of butchmoding#i know thats not a unique observation but ig i havent really picked up on it in my personal life til now#some of it's also bc dark makeup draws the eye a lot more than a bare face (at least on my pasty ass)#and ive been pretty butchy lately but today i went all out and yeah no ppl like a goth girl in platforms more ig#and it's not like they're not nice to me when im butchy it's just like. i don't turn heads in the same way#bc i kinda just look like a chipper boy#and the guys at kroger are ime not as compelled by that image#this is not me crawling wounded into the refuge of femininity or whatever btw it's just kind of a huh moment on my part#ok the dark makeup tag isn't moving sooo whatever anyway
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How about a September challenge for the allos? Before you go and declare something being clearly about sex or clearly homophobic how about you stop and think "might this be ace? Might this be romantic instead of sexual?" because I think y'all need to take a step back and no have "SEX" be the first thought about like everything and their brother.....
#I'm tired#and I had some Pastis#so I'm gonna be aggressively ace#and call out the allo BS#like I literally saw someone on twitter go 'this character said him and this guy were drunk and nearly knocked over the table'#'so clearly they were fucking nasty and destroyed that table!'#my clowns go touch some grass and realise that sometimes a cigar is just a cigar#asexual
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