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the quirked up white boy Of Vere
#laurent of vere#captive prince#kings rising#prince's gambit#MY PASTY GUY#i know he's supposed to be enchanting or whatever but i need him a bit fucked up you know what i mean#if he is anything like how damen describes him then my dude resembles a victorian child huffing asbestos#“his skin almost indistinguishable from the pristine white shirt he wore”#ok? ok?? MY MAN TAKES BATHS IN THE STYX??#I just find it soooo funny that this is Damen's ideal man.#this frog ass looking aint shit white boy with the brain processing power of an intel i9 card#i bet his hands are always clammy but noone would know because this dude wont let anyone touch him lol#caprisun
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drew these for heart pirates day and uhhhh ep1115
#one piece#trafalgar law#fanart#my art#bepo one piece#heart pirates#sachi one piece#penguin one piece#canon doesnt exist if we try hard enough#if *I* try hard enough#also i like to think my guy just had a period where after he recovered he took the time to just. bask under the sun. suntanning.#cus my guy went from pasty pale as hell to enough melanin to put me to shame#/j i never had a chance to tan much to begin with lmao but you get my point#also also id like to think he uses bepo as like. a beach mat or smth. idk waht you call those. the things people lie on to suntan idk#like he already uses bepo as a pillow wahts stopping him to lie on top of him to sunbathe#also also also if youd like to know uhhh that beach day drawing?? inspired by when bepo swam away w law on top of him idk that was in my#mind for WEEKS when i read the manga#that and i just want them to goof off#also uhh ep 1115 a day AFTER heart pirates day was just cruel like damn#bepo's desperation got to me#also polar tang :((( man :((((( where are they getting another old man to build them another submarine :((
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Anyway. Any last words you wanna say to me before I drink bleach
I SHOULD HAVE NEVER GOT TEMPTED BY ANOTHER MAN BEFORE JACK'S BIRTHDAY 😭😭😭 NEVER AGAIN NEVER AGAINNN
NOT THE GAMER!!! GO AWAY I DONJT WANT YOU HERE
#jack im sososos sorry for my moment of weakness it cost me everythkng I'm never looking at another man ever again#goaway idia im not brcoming your gamer girl im over this phase#imgonna kill this cat snd this pasty gamer.#second fave getting cockblocked by other second fave wasn't what i expected#im so frustrated im legit crying 😭#jack not being in the event + didnt even get leona ssr made me lose all the will to continue with this event tbh#sighs. will draw the new guy maybe. or not. idc im numb#gacha#leona kingscholar
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Ulder: Wyll, I don't care that you're bi, son, but Astarion? Really?
#bg3#wyllstarion#ulder ravengard#bg3 wyll#astarion#ngl this was inspired from this one episode of the resident iirc#the guy's friends were like bro we don't care that you're gay#but this guy? really?!#bluerose shitposts#ulder: my son is surrounded by all these beautiful people in camp#but he went for that pasty old hag?!#tragic. TRAGIC!
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Still swingin' 🌻😎
✨My links✨
#Check out my OF (in my links) for this full set unsensored and for a little tour of my toy box!!#Also any support in the form of reblogs... tips.. treats... Etc you could give me right now would be endlessly appreciated 🥺i miss my blog#Satans knitwear#Alt pinup#Pinup girl#I hope this week treats you deliciously my loves!!#Im traveling to see my besties on friday and i am SO NERVOUS but cant wait to be reunited at last#Train tickets cost so much money omg. But its gonna be worth it. I might get you guys to help me pick out some outfits#Gotta be hotter than hell for my girls#Strappy lingerie#Pretty lingerie#Harness lingerie#Stockings and suspenders#Pasties#Tassles
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Euripides' Helen is actually hilarious
#my art stuff#helen of sparta#menelaus#euripides#guys I love them so much#i'm a helen didn't want anything to do with paris believer#theyre both so pasty lmao#ginger4kalliparēios check#the iliad#the odyssey
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"my friends over at the mukhabarat will get your parents, they want a picture of you ... they'll rip out their nails one by one"
i was gonna say something but actually i'd rather not risk it i'll leave it up to your imagination
#that poor guy...#idk if he's actually egyptian or not but given that there are a lot of egyptians in ny and that pasty fucking demon brought it up#i'm assuming yes. incredible coming from someone who worked in foreign affairs in the obama administration#the dissonance is so wild “my friends at...” then in the same breath “this is a free country this isn't egypt”#how do you acknowledge your involvement in royally fucking over a country a continent and an ocean away then act like#we're inherently backwards
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You may have some more delicious snacks from the drafts ✨🖤
Treat me ~ Tip me
#I wish i had a fresh look to show off for you guys today or tomorrow but im too ill to stand rn#So please enjoy more of this look from the other day!!!#very excited for some of my looks i have planned for you soon. Recieved some help from some delightful ppl means its gonna be extra special#You guys are so good to me#Satans knitwear#My gif to you#Mesh corset#Underbust corset#Pasties#Pretty lingerie
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Skyward Sword Beach Episode!!!
Silly version under the cut :3
[My Art]
#i went swimming a few weeks ago and had this grand idea but ive only just now gotten around to it#links outfit is based off mine (i have a sports bra that coincidentally matches my trunks)#transmasc link#i also hate sandals so he gets put in water shoes#bc hes my guy fr#and when i thought about link i immediately thought this is the style of suit zelda would wear#she looks so cute in this#ghirahims tan lines are bc i thought it would be really funny (it is)#slaps link- this guy can fit so much of me and hcs into him#ghirahim#skyward sword#link skyward sword#zelda skyward sword#the legend of zelda#loz#loz fanart#cpys art#also Ghirahim is wearing nipple pasties btw
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oh damen we're really in it now.mp4
#caprisun#captive prince#damen#damianos of akielos#damen of akielos#kings rising#prince's gambit#ITS HIM ITS MY GUY#also can i just say#i know i made him blush in the rip pitcher sketch because thats the correct interpretation of that scene. cuz he saw his thighs#but can we all agree that those must be the palest pastiest legs a man has ever put in direct sunlight#diogenes said to plato “this is a man” about that peeled chicken because he mistook it for Laurent in a chiton#i bet he burns like a lobster#you leave him in direct sunlight for too long and he starts heaving like an office laptop from 2016 booting up Baldurs Gate 3#i am still in the middle of book 3 and when i tell you i am in DIRE NEED OF SOME LAURENT POV DECRIPTIONS OF DAMEN#TELL ME HOW LOVELY HE IS I NEED YOUR PASTY ASS TO SAY IT#I want to hear those rapid fire thoughts because you just know he is extinguishing them like summertime mosquitos#if the govart dies chapter is anything to go by#damen oh damen you really thought ancel was gonna shove that stick up his ass during that one performance. i love you.#you are THE funniest motherfucker in that book and your obsession with that blue eyed featherless biped only adds to it#who drops a pitcher when they see a white boy approach#god out of fear maybe#i would never live it down straight up never#that memory instantly became damen's dark horse in the championships for the most embarrassing shit that he will think about in bed at nigh
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I need everyone whose ever made a j. Diddy joke about jimmy to--in the most rudest, foul, and demeaning way possible- never speak again. I want your mouth sown up and I need you to be silenced Sancho the Fat, King of León style
#mouthwashing#mouthwashing jimmy#hey idiot!#thats a real case of a man who sexually abused dozens if not hundreds of people#do not jokingly compare him to a fictional character. not only does the frequent joking lighten the ACTUAL irl crime#but theres alr so much joking about his crimes that its like everyone forgets about the real victims just to say the same 40 baby oil jokes#or to use this as their chance to be openly homophobic#like stop you cant be sayin that shit pasty white tumblr baby#yall make my ass itch like seriously i dont say i hate fandoms but mouthwashing is becoming a real contender bc i want to darkwoods you all#yknow that one move when the mc whines up his shovel and hits someone hard#yeah that#you guys are ironically so obsessed with jimmy its pathetic#saw a great post saying that in your weird effort to prove that you hate him (justifibly so) its almost like you boogie man ify his#existence#sometimes it actually feels so preformative bc i can tell its a media literacy and anti intellectual thing#where people cant admit that they like a fucked character but not their actions so yall overcompensate by giving him nicknames and unionica#making him the center of attention#and that soon transforms into weirdly insensitive j diddy jokes#get a grip#edit: also jimmy is no saint. hes an ass. in fact worst than an ass hes a pos#but i think the clear difference between him and a man like diddy is that ones crimes are fictional while the others is very real#and we still are seeing the irl inpact on his victims
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Guys. I did not know before now that writing could be painfully millennial in a full prose book but the pho*nix ke*per has proven me wrong and I have to complain about it in the tags
#k talks#weird astrix is because I don't want this showing up in the tag just in case#but I NEED To complain about this book real quick. I love a magical zoo that part was fun but good lord the main character....#I get what the author was trying to do with her arc and I will say the second half of the book is better than the first but Jesus christ#I hated the main character at the start she is SO annoying. not to be mean I know the whole point is her overcoming her anxiety#but like. I swear to God every two pages was just oooh I'm so awkward I'm such an introvert I'm such an awkward scrawny turtle!!!!#like CONSTANT. even worse though she's mean about it. for like half the book she's just so incredibly judgy at her public outreach job#she literally works at a zoo and has to learn hmmm... zoos need money??? zoos are also about... educating the public??? WHATT????#also it just felt so weird because she is constantly talking about how pale and skinny and pasty and scrawny and white she is#like constantly. and her best friend is a black trans woman who CONSTANTLY coddles and supports the mc in a very maternal way#and her love interest is latina-coded I'm pretty sure and is much more confident and opinionated and is literally described as fiery once#so like. hm! Okay! interesting! Interesting stereotypes going on tbh!!!#the mc learns some lessons and gets slightly less insufferable but like. also it was SO predictable I always knew what was gonna happen nex#and the writing style... like I said above it is MILLENNIAL and not in a fun way. the word boop is used several times. the humor is awful#the main character has multiple conversations about being so uwu bottom even though there's no sex in this book??? why??#and every single character description is repeated OVER and OVER with the same two details. SO much telling basically no showing#the writing was just so... quirky. ooooh look at me I'm awkward I trip over things I can't do make-up I love sitting on the couch!!!!#like. idk. obviously a lot of people really liked this book and I SHOULD have been one of them. Sapphic romance at a magic zoo....#but the execution was just so incredibly not my thing it actively pissed me off even if I can see what the author was trying to achieve#maybe I just don't like cozy fantasy. man. there was a bit where a guy should've gotten eaten by a kelpie but didn't. so maybe too cozy#for my tastes actually. which is weird I feel like I should enjoy cozy fantasy! especially about animals!!! but maybe this was just a fluke#anyways. to be clear I am not trying to make fun of the MC for having anxiety. just the overall way her social awkwardness was WRITTEN abou#really bothered me. idk man I'm a neurotic freak as well but I try to be NICE about it. and I have the correct zoo opinions. so.
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sorry i didn't know you were team jacob
That's better
#(i dont know anything abt twilight) but if it were me and i had to choose between a pasty white vampire man and a guy that can change into a#massive wolf id honestly choose the wolf guy. fr. imagine the hugs#dont try to fight me on this ive said my peace (silly)#aweisz#felix !!#birthday !
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My darlings! I have been working HARD for you today 😏😏
✨💕 My links 💕✨
#A little toy tour for my OF as promised in a bit!! And much more of me havin a lil shimmy in this delicious set ✨#Stopped my recording for a late lunch for now.... Absolutely exhausted. I hope you guys appreciate todays upcoming offerings! ✨#Satans knitwear#Alt pinup#Pinup girl#Any tips or treats would be massively appreciated right now ✨ im running on empty (as a person) 😅#Pretty lingerie#Harness lingerie#Strappy lingerie#Vintage inspired#Thigh garters#Stockings and suspenders#Pasties
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REFERENCE OF MY BURGERTRONSONA (is that what you'd call him??? idk) + a picture of him and the canon design side by side... love these animals . the churger
#botbots tag 🏪#kin tag: burgertron 🍔🤖#tf botbots#transformers botbots#botbots#transformers#maccadam#kinsona#ronnie is so insanely special 2 me in a way i cannot describe <3#also the amount of people saying he's better than canon bt design wise is INSANE. BOY HE IS JUST A LITTLE GUY#I DIDNT EVEN DO ANYTHING. *HOW*#i refuse 2 complain about it mind you but like. ARGRHUAYGUH??#also in that vein: canon bt is so pasty it gave me whiplash drawing him#WHO'S white twink is this <3#and yk#i could make a whole post about one of my gripes for the botbots' designs being a lack of diverse skin colours but that is for another time
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ITS MORE THAN WHAT YOU BARGAINED FOR BUT ITS A LITTLE LESS THAN WHAT YOU PAID FOR
#art#i don’t think i have a traditional art tag#like one for painting#but uh#mixed media#my art teacher thought this was a self portrait. i am a pasty white guy#thats not relevant to the painting i just think it’s funny how little she can analyze even the base level components of an artwork
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